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noisesys:

if i had a shrimp i’d name it jeff the kriller

c-53:

c-53:

I love when I try and interact with a really cute baby and they make it abundantly clear I have killed their energy and they hate my vibe

Baby in the cafe: BBDBBDBBBSSSSS 😊😊😊 OWL pop::!?🥹😅. Bbbbbbbbbfdft 🤣

Me: aww is the owl cake pop your favorite?

Baby in the cafe: 😐

storm-of-feathers:

storm-of-feathers:

storm-of-feathers:

storm-of-feathers:

“Not having a carrd is a red flag!” No a red flag is you thinking you’re entitled to a little pamphlet full of someone else’s information.

Everyone saying something like “Yeah you just need to put [x] in your bio!” is missing the point.

Happy 1 year to the post that proved to me that no one can read at all

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oh. carry on

eldritchsquared:

doctor voice hello yes im here returning your call about scheduling! ^_^ so the next appointment we have is tomorrow at 4am. after that the earliest we can get you in is december 2025… either of those sound good to you?

cognitohazardous:

me: hmm time to google something

google every time: can i PLEASE have your location PLEASE 🥺🥺🥺 I need to know where you live so BAD 😫😫😫😫 Where do you fucking from?????? 😩😩😩😩😩😩

lactating:

ill figure it out <- common utterance of a girl who is completely fucked

zaubermaerchen:

it was interesting to see everyones responses to this but im curious about percentages

how old was ur mom when she had you

>16

16-20

21-25

26-30

31-35

36-40

41+

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